WELCOME PEASANTS.

Me: FOR THE FIRST
My friend: looks at me*
Stares for a few seconds* Confused at why I stopped
tries not to burst out in song*
can’t control it*
Friend: TIME IN FOREVER

cashcutie:

HE IS BURNING

cashcutie:

HE IS BURNING

heyggirlhey:

According to the rules at my university, girls are only allowed to have guys in their rooms once a week during visitation hours of 7:30-11:30. The guy has to drop his ID off at the front desk and pick it up when he leaves. If you have a guy in your room, you have to keep the door open and lights…

kablamber:

Shit.  Rainbow Road’s taken a beating since Mario Kart 64.

kablamber:

Shit.  Rainbow Road’s taken a beating since Mario Kart 64.

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

party-in-the-morgue:

party-in-the-morgue:

What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?

Cellfies

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective