50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me
From my trip to Cali
Watch the Queen of England age through bank notes.
THANK GOD IT HAS RETURNED
I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.
when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell
If you don’t think different shapes of pasta taste differently you can fuck off