WELCOME PEASANTS.

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

earthvvorm:

From my trip to Cali

digg:

Watch the Queen of England age through bank notes.

digg:

Watch the Queen of England age through bank notes.

boootygod:

lmfaooo

partybuckwild:

our-hands-are-free:

ITS BACK
THANK GOD IT HAS RETURNED

I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.

alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

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milabrett:

daria | Tumblr en We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/127997048

milabrett:

daria | Tumblr en We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/127997048

mpdrolet:

Jamie Chung

autumn-fhtagn:

If you don’t think different shapes of pasta taste differently you can fuck off